Funting

The act of fish hunting

Hey Mike wanna go funting?
I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass

by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024

Funting

Farting while humping someone.

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."

by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025