Beshitted Fuckstumble 

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

Beshitted Fuckstumble by The Gipper October 30, 2018

Fuckstep 

Music that uses a large amount of bass for its pitches, much like dubstep, but is made to have sex during the song.

Yo last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and were listening to fuckstep.

Fuckstep by The_Original524 April 25, 2011

fucktrump day

November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.

What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.

fucktrump day by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020

fuckstripe 

A coiffeured line of pubic hair running down to the genitals. Variable in thickness but always of vertical alignment. Recent reports have suggested a correlation between thickness of line and accommodation capacity of genitals see clown's pocket, feeding a pony or mouse's ear

She had a fuckstripe so wide i briefly thought that she may have been run over. Still, she was naked and it'd be rude not to...

fuckstripe by 1974 Chris July 8, 2006

Fucktrumpet 

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.

/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.

Fucktrumpet by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015

Fucktumonious 

Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.

A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"

B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."

A: "Really? Again?"

B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."

A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"

B: "..."

A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"

B stabs himself with a ladle.

Fucktumonious by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011

fuckstomer 

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

fuckstomer by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014