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Fat fuckness 

To be so fat that its fucked
I worked the fat fuckness out of me today

Fuckless you 

Opposite of fuck you, meaning that you want no sexual contact with that person. When someone says fuck you, that of say "yeah you'd like that". Fuckless you tells the person to fuck off without wanting to actually fuck them.
Fuckless you by 10-37 July 27, 2010

fucklessness 

The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose
jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.
fucklessness by gbiscuit April 13, 2011
To not gave a fuck. Also to not care resulting in being stressless and other wise pleased with your surroundings.
Zen is fuckless. He just coasts through life, doing what he pleases.

He's a hero.
Fuckless by Kingjackdaniels September 1, 2013

Fuckcess 

Success in the category pertaining to fucking
Me - I just fucked Taryn Southern.

You- FUCKCESS!!!
Fuckcess by Just2LonelyGuys November 7, 2009

fuckness 

a term meaning "fuck" but more cooler sounding with a plural type ending
HOLY fuckness that dude is fine!!!!!!!
fuckness by brokenhearted27 June 19, 2009