The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009

fuckered

To be incoherently whacked beyond any sort of resposible cognition

what are you doing this weekend? Oh I figure i'll get right fuckered and go to the Westin.

by Merrill March 30, 2004

Fuckered

adj. acronym: f.u.c.k.e.r.e.d. - Fed Up Conservatives Kicking-out Elite Rino's Encluding Democrats

To remove from elected office by any means what-so-ever to save America.

1. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi need fuckered so badly it hurts.

2. Lisa was fuckered!

by right wing conservative September 26, 2010

fuckered

original derived from the game of euchre when one lost they were said to be fuckered. now its just a great word to use when things arent going well

my shitty internet is fuckered right now

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

Fuckened

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;

Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Fuckered

To be really drunk and tired

Did you see how fuckered Margret was last night?

by probably drunk June 30, 2019

fuckeye

Slang for a female's vagina.

I am a fuckeye lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrr!

by magicbigsi August 25, 2006