fruitable

something which is neither fruit, nor vegetable, but is somehow both, depending on what dictionary you read

according to dictionary #1, a pumpkin is a fruit.according to dictionary#2, it is a vegetablt. i therefore conclude that a pumpkin is a FRUITABLE

by just jen August 26, 2003

Fruitalingus

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

butch fruitcake

a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.

oh my god look!
what??
it's the butch fruitcake...
oh shit.. everyone run and hide

by mhamilton July 6, 2010

fruitcake

a fruitcake is someone that is either homosexual or acts oddly on a daily basis

Nick, you are a fruitcake. You jump around all day like a tard.

by Ian Gamble September 28, 2005

Fruitcake

A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, anddried fruit.

"The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruitcake

by purpleppleater1234 April 28, 2011

fruitcake

A horribly amusing insult.

Scooter is a fruitcake.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007