Fruiting

When at a house party, preferably a party at which some kids parents are out of town, the act of taking every fruit in the standard kitchen fruit basket, biting it and placing it back into the basket (bite side down).

Dude, Tom pulled of the sickest fruiting last night, he bit an apple, 3 lemons, 2 oranges, 2 bananas and a mango.

by Jon Catch July 28, 2006

fruit

Really great smelling/smoking weed.

I got some good fruit the other night.

by Scarz March 26, 2003

Fruit

a guy that denies pussy but makes excuses as to why he did it to make him sound straight but picky.

you know who you are you fruit

by Kielle May 27, 2010

fruit

a corny person who doesnt know a clue on what they are talking about.

thats not funny, kid ur such a fruit!

by tOxiiclOvee23 May 15, 2009

Fruit

It means you're gay.

Anybody that's called A Fruit.

by Homie G August 28, 2003

Fruit

an idiot, a dip. usually used among friends, but sometimes to describe a really out-there person you know

"george, you are such a fruit."
"dawson can't come- his mom's a fucking fruit, she had a nervy b this morning and wouldn't let him."

by lauren August 31, 2003

Fruit

Someone who is doing something homosexual, idiotic, or flatout annoying.

Carlos: Wow, Brett just said "nice hair" to John.

Ruchir: wow, what a FRUIT!

by ruchirswag January 05, 2011