friendly fire

when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.

american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...

by ljkhsdlkdf March 15, 2007

friendly fire

to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.

that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.

by fattybunta January 1, 2009

friendly fire

To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.

Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*

by RAWR---x August 30, 2007

Friendly Fire

when a close female friend (strictly friends) that have never done anything sexually, gives you head, or blows u off but there are no feelings attached before or after .. Just a nice friendly gesture

Fred and Gina are life time friends who never thought about each other sexually. But one night Fred is horny and Gina decides to please him by giving him some friendly fire !!

by Lambruskie August 5, 2009

Friendly fire

A small campfire to roast weiners and marshmallows on a stick. Yummy!

Hey kids! Hows about some friendly fire?

by some old bastard November 28, 2003

Friendly Fire

When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.

Friendly Fire

by NMay2324 March 21, 2010

Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018