french

the greatest language in the world to say f*ck you in many ways.

like:"nique ta mere,va te faire foutre,va te faire enculer,tu vas prendre cher,je te baise profond,je vais t'enculer si fort qu'on verra le jours a travers ta bouche..."
this is so french!

by founefoune April 4, 2011

French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.

“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure

by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

french rudder

Female version of the dutch rudder
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina

Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead

by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 20, 2009

French naked

To be completely naked except for your top half. E.g. wearing only a t shirt or sweatshirt.

"That guy over there is French naked!"

by jking January 31, 2015

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

french teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers

my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?

by Charlie4939 May 10, 2019

French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006