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Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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Freebird

One who lives on your couch or in your garage for free. He only only leaves if you start working or cleaning around the house and ask him/her to help, or there are no free drugs available.
Don't pass that to Freebird, she never contributes!
by Toytech4 November 11, 2014
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Freebirding

Yelling" play free bird" with a group.( Normally at a concert)
I hate that band.I'm so down to go freebirding at their show!
by prometheusforliberty March 24, 2011
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Freebirds

The best Burrito in the world. A burrito franchise located in various parts of the US under different owners.
Wanna go to freebirds? Yeah Im really down for a Monster right now.
by joecacola January 31, 2005
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freebait

when something you normally hate offers a free thing if you buy it, such as a toy, mini board game, blah blah blah. freebait literally translates into free and bait. free meaning free and bait meaning the free thing to draw you into buying crappy stuff.
little jimmy buys a box of generic-o's cereal for the free prize inside. his mom says he must eat the whole box. jimmy was freebaited
by johnney napalm January 27, 2008
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frenebit

"Oh him? He's just a frenebit." OR "So, hows your frenebit going?"
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freeitarian

A temporary degradation or loosening in diet regimen depending on financial situation.
"Why go to that boring tax conference? Because its completely catered, all my meals covered for 3 days - I'm going full freeitarian"

" He is a vegetarian , until he runs out of money, then goes to BBQs and becomes a freeitarian when he thinks nobody is looking"
by grrfvck May 25, 2017
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