Fork

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

by yapdizap March 29, 2009

fork

A choice between paths, usually having 2 or more roads.

I came to the fork in the road.

by Keijiro Hayashi November 2, 2003

fork

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008

Forking

Kind of like spooning. but the person on the outside takes their leg and put it across their partener.

"wanna spoon?"
"Bitch no i wanna fork"

"I'd rather be spooning"
"ACCEPT THAT YOURE FORKING!"

by who-likes-cheese-i-do! March 4, 2009