ford

who do you think bought all the blow up dolls? man, ford'd flog his wang all day if he didn't have to clean it up

mesmerised since the day he first touched that little bubble between his legs

by scalp August 5, 2003

ford

FuckedOverReconditionedDodge;
FuckerOnlyRollsDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRidesDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRacesDownhill;
and my all-time favorite,
FuckinOlRebuiltDinosaur!

HTRN: <singing> Wish a Ford an a Chebby would still last 10 years like they should...

by daDebil April 21, 2004

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

ford

Found
ON
ROAD
MOTHERUCKING DEAD

did you see that ford lol , some hoodlums dropped it onto the struts and made off with the tires and rims.

by AP October 4, 2004

ford

fucking off road dude

it is a good truck that can handle anything offroad ford rules

by 460 January 6, 2008

ford

Filthy, onerous, really disgusting.

Foolish owners risk death.

Fuck off, Ranger Dave.

Ford owner resembles dick.

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

ford

a truck you can buy when you are towing a large trailer or a big boat

person 1: dodge cries when its pulling a 10000 boat
person 2: my ford doesnt. i can tow like 3 times that and it still wont cry

by ant-tony October 28, 2009