beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 10, 2005
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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 18, 2021
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No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.
NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.
by You heard it here first April 30, 2019
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Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left
"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"
by Vlad1Vostok March 08, 2019
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Bean

Calling someone a bean
It could be good like best bean
Or bad like meanie bean
“Did you know that Lauren’s a best bean?”
“Whoa, I didn’t know that! Tell me more who are best beans!”
by Wholesome Cat October 19, 2020
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Bean

Most commonly used when referring to Xanax but can also be used for a number of other pills
poppin beans all night fo sure
by Queen._.Bee January 24, 2018
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Beane

Beane is an actual name, although most people don't know it. Beanes are great friends. They are usually quiet, but if you get to know them they are a lot louder, than you originally thought. Beanes try hard and are generally happy. They love eating and all animals, but not insects. You are lucky to know a Beane.
moores friend

Beanes that's a Beane
by Beane Beane October 24, 2013
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