shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 05, 2005

indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

by WVMike December 15, 2015

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

by squintythicc January 21, 2019

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005

mia myself

Being in a depressing mindset like Mia (a suicidal dog)

My life sucks, I wanna mia myself

by Mia myself December 24, 2021

Vixed myself

To drop your phone on your face while lying in bed.

I just vixed myself again. I’m going to sleep

by Lazy Bee March 23, 2023