foodie 

Either a 27 year old woman with a boob job, or a gay man with a great job. Both claim to have many friends that are also foodies. They see Rachael Ray have foodgasms and expect the same from Burger King.

They spend too much money trying to emulate food celebrities they see on Bravo, and do ridiculous activities like going out in a party of 10 to a Kobe beef tasting.

Essentially, if you call yourself a "foodie", you aren't one; or you aren't what you think it means. A firefighter would not walk up to a burning building, criticize the flames, and proclaim that he and his coworkers are firefighters.

"This restaurant sucked, me and all my friends are foodies, and my steak wasn't hot enough, and there were some sea salt crystals on my bread."

foodie by Satt Fart August 18, 2009

Foodie Call 

A booty call involving the preparation of delicious food prior to sex.

Fernando always feeds me crepes after he foodie calls me, I love sex and crepes.

Foodie Call by Penache Tinashe December 10, 2012

Foodie 

Somebody who generally loves food of all different kinds, and likes to try new foods. Some foodies don’t actually have a favorite food, because they really can’t decide.

I’m a foodie.

What’s your favorite food?
I don’t have one. I really can’t decide!

Foodie by Ok hun September 29, 2019

Foodie 

Someone who thinks they know all about food and cuisine but they actually don't know shit.

Boy: Hey, Marc is a total foodie
Girl: I know right!!!
Boy: Will you marry me??
Girl: lol NO

Foodie by whereareya... January 18, 2015

foodster

An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)

"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"

foodster by Straight Up February 19, 2004

Foodie 

A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool.

They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.

Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.

Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!"

Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.

Shut the hell up."

Foodie by TaxiFred March 2, 2022

foodiepocolypse 

{foo-dee-poc·a·lypse}
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.

2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse

As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.

foodiepocolypse by Tsarstepan March 31, 2017