Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

fontana

Fontana is a city in east san bernadino county(thats in california for all u other people).Fontana stared as a housing development for middle class families, eventually people started buying homes here and the city grew a bit,but all of the sudden the value of the houses dropped and a grip of ghetto people started moving there from santa ana, pomona, ect.now days fontana is a ghetto ass city with a mountain view and liqour stores filled with gangsters.it is rumored that fontana was built over a cursed native american cemetary.there is a haunted house on foothill ave. in fontana.

Mabey the reason for Fontana turning ghetto was that ole curse.

by Dimebag Darrell September 19, 2005

Fontram

Vicarious embarrassment. The feeling associated with being embarrassed on behalf of a third party.

You experience fontram when your friend is so drunk she shits her pants in public.

by FlorinP April 10, 2011

fontaphilia

Love of fonts, often leading to the collection of multiple fonts and typefaces on one's computer. Burgeoning fontaphilia is usually indicated by the ability to distinguish Helvetica in signage.

Times New Roman? Can't I substitute something else. I have fontaphilia and want to share.

by TheInfamousj April 23, 2011

Janine Fontana

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

by 777000 December 21, 2008

fortran

The 'F' word of computer languages!!

This programming language is old and made for punch cards, but has still made it to our college system of present day computer.

I made a counting program using fortran.

by pengin9 September 10, 2006