jobgoblin

A jobgoblin is someone who has illegally traveled north into the United States in search of work. jobgoblins are characterized by their greasy skin, strong odor, love of extremely loud foreign music, and the inability to communicate properly with bosses, foremen, and strangers. They are also noted for their great consumption of cheap alcohol and napping on the job. When a jobgoblin successfully travels into America, he/she tends to move to an area already inhabited by other jobgoblins in hopes of avoiding suspicion. They then proceed to find work in agricultural fields, such as orchards and dairies, working for small amounts of cash to add to their welfare checks. They tend to steal tools, car/tractor batteries and sleep on the job. Once a region is infested with jobgoblins, there is no hope of removal for their numbers increase exponentially from the lack of use of birth control, love of welfare checks, and protection offered by the Democratic Party of America, given for unknown reasons.

I can't stand it. Even though I put up a sign saying there are no jobs available, jobgoblins still keep pouring in looking for work!

by h8s2makeusernames March 17, 2011

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 September 13, 2010

fooblings

Fooblings are the Underlings of Commander H4cl and Commander fo0ob, who achieve total pwnageof the world. Fooblings are used to kill people. To contact a foobling, message compd000d, t4d4sh1, or fo0ob on AIM (AOL INSTANT MESSENGER)

Oh my gawd, a foobling just fooking ate my children.

by Commander h4cl January 5, 2004

bobgoblin

Someone who, when they go out to dinner and bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.

Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!

by BADASS MUTHAFUCKA February 22, 2008

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009