floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

Will-Forted

Will-Forting someone includes calling them, holding the phone up to the radio or speaker, and forcing the person on the other end to listen to any obnoxious jam you please. In many cases, Will-Forting someone may result in the person who you are Will-Forting to never call you again, for fear of hearing another random, loud song. This tactic could be used as an excuse to dodge a real conversation, generally confuse, or piss someone off so much that you never hear from them again.

"I didn't want to talk to Hannah, so when she called, I held the phone up to the radio. I really Will-Forted her."

by goonsquad009 February 23, 2009

Big Footed Crowing Senex

Old White Male Climate Change Deniers - driven by financial self interest rather than anything resembling scientific reasoning

Nobody wants the Big Footed Crowing Senex to go extinct now do they?

by Amber Guette May 14, 2022

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

forted

moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted

Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!

by space roach October 28, 2008