old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.

Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!

by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011

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folks

Relatives. Can refer to just parents or entire immediate family; sometimes even to extended family. Most commonly heard in the Southern and Midwestern heartland of the U.S.

So are your folks coming over for Easter, or are you gonna go visit them?

by T-Ro April 30, 2006

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Foals

The best band to dance to, ever.
From oxford.
Making oxford the best place to dance in ever.

Foals are amazing.

by Foalio January 28, 2009

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hit dem folks

A new dance when you raise your hand over your head and lift your leg

While daquan was hitting the whip I was killing the hit dem folks

by gagae April 27, 2015

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folksiness

What hideous under-qualification, gracelessness, and a stupefying lack of knowledge is played off as in modern politics. Conservatives are particularly guilty of this tactic, fond of using it to reel in working and middle class voters alienated by elitist, out of touch liberals who want to force affordable healthcare, safe working conditions, sane tax policy, and social protections on them and their families.

May also result in lucrative speaking engagements and an army of sign-toting morons falling all over themselves to sing the praises of a "hockey mom" making 2500% of their yearly salary.

"What, Bush just mangled the English language again? He's not dumb, that' just his folksiness-he's just a down home, unsophisticated good ol' boy Yale graduate from Connecticut"

"I can sit down and have a beer with cousin Delbert too, but I don't want him anywhere near the Nuclear Football"

by Ava Devine's snatch May 11, 2010

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