When FML (Fuck My Life) and FMFL (Fuck My Fucking Life) really just don't cut it, FMGDFSAL(Fuck My GodDamn Fucking Shit-Ass Life) really hits the spot.
Bro1: Ah, crap, I got a 38 on the test. Now my parents are going to kill me. FML
Bro2: I woke up at 530, read an email from my former gf breaking up with me, got a 10 on that test and another one I got an 11, got a shitload of homework, and ran 1.5 miles, did 400+ pushups and 700+ crunches(motherfucking gym teacher), and still have probs 3 hours of homework to do. FMGDFSAL!!1
Bro1: wow, I have no right to complain, FYGDFSAL
Bro2: I woke up at 530, read an email from my former gf breaking up with me, got a 10 on that test and another one I got an 11, got a shitload of homework, and ran 1.5 miles, did 400+ pushups and 700+ crunches(motherfucking gym teacher), and still have probs 3 hours of homework to do. FMGDFSAL!!1
Bro1: wow, I have no right to complain, FYGDFSAL
by ufarb December 9, 2012
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An acronym developed through a number of useless hours spent with people who fail to be funny.
An acronym developed through a number of useless hours spent with people who fail to be funny.
Woah, check that FMGW!
by Z.D May 15, 2007
Get the FMGW mug.Acronym for Fuck My Good Life. An expression used when, no matter how much you think your life sucks, it's actually pretty good. In spite of you. And all your problems are really first-world problems.
Stop whining like a bitch nigga. Suck It Up. Be Grateful.
Stop whining like a bitch nigga. Suck It Up. Be Grateful.
Adam: Oh, Boo Hoo! I have a job, a car, a girlfriend, good friends, an education, an amazing son. But I don't own tupperware.
FMGL
FMGL
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Get the FMGH mug.The expression given usually during the last 3 weeks of a student at GSMST. During this period, teachers tend to give excessive homework and quizes plus mandetory finals that do nothing but already state what you know. FMGSMST WAS NOT MADE BY NIZAR VIRANI. FMGSMSTL is not directly intended to cause malice or hatred towards any particular teacher, but is stolen from the original FML acronym. FMGSMST IS A FACEBOOK/GMAIL STATUS THEREFORE SHOULD NOT BE SAID OUTLOUD ON THE PREMESIS OF GSMST !!!!!
by anonymousfreshmenwho'sstessed December 7, 2009
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Knox: "FMGF!"
Knox: "FMGF!"
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