fuckeyes

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

by Scott1 June 27, 2005

Flukey

Describing word for a stupid or silly person or thing.

"Look at that flukey cunt"

"Their dancing is flukey"

by Tennasaurus February 14, 2019

Flucke

Fluke and luck put together to make a french looking word. is used for things that shouldn't happen or were stupid when happened

that goal was flucke

by immageniusbitch January 19, 2010

flucked up

Fucked up luck. When things get fucked up only as the result of bad luck, and not due to anything within your control.

"If that bastard of a dog had crossed the road 5 seconds later, I would have been fine. Now I've got nasty whiplash and my car is a write-off. I'm telling you, it's totally flucked up."

by trickeychick April 18, 2008

fuckeyes

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

Flucked

To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.

My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Fluckery

To make up for the word

"Fuckery"

"This bag is half full what is this fluckery" (fuckery)

by dicklicker96 June 1, 2017