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flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
by Aloon January 14, 2004
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flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004
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florgy

An orgy with people that live on the same floor.
Since everyone one Anderson Hall 5th Floor was so happy, they decided to have a florgy.
by acs3535 October 1, 2013
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Flodge

The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.
I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.
by Say-ruh December 5, 2007
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Flodge

A very loose Vajayjay.
Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?

Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!
by msfdbs\gbrbgjfd August 19, 2008
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Flodge

An annoying friend that really bugs you, but you like anyways
Cody: Jimmy quit poking me. your such a flodge
by jc11256 February 7, 2015
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Flodger

A person who can’t stop wiggling about
STOP THAT FLODGER! THEY KEEP WIGGLING!
by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018
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