Nautious

When you're feeling sick but you're also a dumbass who can't spell.

Steve: Oh bro i'm feeling really nautious.

Dan: Shut up steve, you can't spell

by lwttz June 11, 2018

The Nautilus

A kiss under the water, named after the first submarine "The Nautilus"

Ryan: Hey you wanna go under the water and explore The Nautilus?

Hannah: Sure!

by classicrocker192 July 13, 2009

reverse nautilus

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.

N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.

by assmurderer January 11, 2010

Deezus Nutious

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious

Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

by SouthParkResident69 August 15, 2021

nautilus

to work out in a gym (eponymously after the Nautilus chain of fitness centers)

"You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy. I uh, I
Nautilus, of course. (puffs out his chest)."

Newman in Seinfeld Ep. 132 The Bottle Deposit

by Jerry Newman January 3, 2009

naucious

To be extremely jealous of someone or something.

Guy: Yeah, they call me the "Beast in Bed"!
Girl: I'm so naucious!!

by ibasicallyknowwhatyourthinking August 29, 2009

Nautilusness

The feeling of pure rage when you are absolutely proven wrong but there is nothing you can say or do about it.

I was arguing with my friend and he caught me in a lie, completely undid every argument I had made. I wanted to fucking exploded, i felt something close to nautilusness in those moments.

by TK448 June 1, 2022