Flatulen

The poo particles that are released as you fart, these flatulen particles make the air stink and can be left on your underwear.

"I had such bad flatulence, the flatulen left residue on my underwear."

"Dude, you must have flatulen on your underwear, you smell like straight ass"

by washudoin May 21, 2008

Fattle

A group of overweight people.
A herd of extra large persons.

I was trying to get from one side of the mall quickly but I was slowed down by a large herd of fattle.

I was almost crushed by a stampede of fattle when the store opened it's doors on black Friday!

by Chopswood November 23, 2010

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Flattlive

Flattlive is a hit Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars streamer on the platform Twitch. Flattlive also posts videos onto youtube about Hypixel bedwars or skyblock!

average flatt enjoyer: OMG! Are you watching Flattlive's Twitch stream right now!?
other average flatt enjoyer: OMG! YES! I AM ALSO WATCHING THE FLATTLIVE STREAM!

average flatt enjoyer: HE JUST TOTALLY WON THAT HYPIXEL BEDWARS GAME!
other average flatt enojoyer: HE SURE DID!
Flattlive: Anywhore, next game cunts.

by Frosted_O_o May 28, 2022

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019