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fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014
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flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.
1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?
by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011
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flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating
I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper
by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015
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fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.
1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
by pundana July 20, 2016
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Flasturbation

To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate
"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."
by He'll do March 25, 2017
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Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast
When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum
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fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.
Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.
by Slime Girl August 10, 2021
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