flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flabber

a big floppy penis without a tip

"Wow Ruud, you have a nice flabber over there."

by Henk Kristndoder September 8, 2003

flabbergasidy

In the state of deciding whether to text back or not

Walter is in a state flabbergasidy, when her bestfriend told her she was moving.

by rebeccaknowsall January 1, 2018

Flabberfarter

A girl who actually loves their cousin and has a very dirty mind
A flabberfarter loves to get it from a cheesy lesbian and gargaellie

That girl is such a big flabberfarter

by Chezza1234 October 20, 2020

Flabbergaslighting

Continual gaslighting despite incontrovertible evidence and awareness of said gaslighting

After being confronted to tell the truth, the man continued flabbergaslighting his supporters.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

flabberfreak

Being called a flabberfreak means that you enjoy the pleasures of drinking urine.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl just asked to drink my piss!

Guy 2: You mean she’s a flabberfreak?

by teatae June 11, 2021

Flabberblasting

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

by anonymous July 23, 2021