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Finland

Finntroll, Moonsorrow, Children of Bodom, Wintersun, Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Stratovarius...dammit, Finland kicks ass!
by Aentisanity August 7, 2005
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Finland

The most interesting part with Finland is that the populace's genetics is partly made up off ice and alchohol. This must be true since the finish can 1. wrestle naked in -20 degrees Celsius (ice), 2. drink ANYONE under the table, exept maybe a few russians and like one swede (alcohol)and
3. endure extreme heat in saunas (alcohol and ice).

Finland was once a part of Sweden but due to the most incompetent king in swedish history, Gustav IV, Finland was lost to the opressive russians.
Everyone was very sad however nowadays the finish and the swedish enjoy numerous fun stuff together, such as the Swedish hockey games wich is staged in Finland every second year and in Sweden every second.
People from Finland will treat you like a brother and give you a drink.

People from Japan will make you call them "sama" (master) for 5 years and then aceppting you into the circle of friends, this will include a 5 hour long ceremoni.

See the difference?
by Hugin January 21, 2006
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financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)
by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008
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financegasm

A financial's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said financial to some exciting report, analysis, or new tool.
financial 1: Did you see the new pivot excel report sheet?
financial 2: Oooh that sounds sexy. Look at those numbers *financegasm*
by IT_overlord January 20, 2009
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finman

The opposite of a wingman. A finman is someone who gets rid of unwanted suitors for a friend, helps their friend focus on getting one person and weeding out the creeps.
(Name finman because that's the name of the first guy my friend and I chose to apply this to.)
"I want to get back with him but all these guys keep talking to me and getting in my way."
"Don't worry dude, I got your back, I'll finman you."
by indecision April 6, 2015
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finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam
by Ryan October 8, 2004
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Finhands

The bastard love child from when Huey the surf god got drunk and took advantage of a lonely fin.. Finhands has been patrolling the seven seas ever since, looking for the biggest and the heaviest waves to go over the falls on..
Finhands Would Go..

Man I just saw Finhands go over the falls on an epic wave!
by DirtyMagic May 15, 2010
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