John Fickel

A kid that always shows up to your house that you kinda like, but he's actually a weirdo.

"Wow, that guy is really John Fickel, why does he always show up at the house?"

by yeahguy October 3, 2009

finkeldwarving

A man with with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is ver sweaty hairy and salty

matt - " woah that girl didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving last night."

nick - "atlest you used a condom"

mike- "ew thats grosssssss bro"

by Matthew nelson April 12, 2008

Finkelstein

When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!

Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

Finkelstein

When you're wiping your ass, and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you end up two knuckles deep in your bum. Often turning a regular whipe into a pleasant surprise (or not). Also can occur when a simple scratch turns into a poke, (or two). The job isn't done without a quick whiff at the end.

"what's taking so long in the loo, finkelsteining again"?

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

finkel

has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.

"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"

by dummie3 July 6, 2009

Finkelstein

concealing it in your bum

John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it

by Slayedem November 1, 2020

Finkelstein

concealing it in your bum

John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it

by Slayedem November 1, 2020