crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Filet Minion

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.

"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."

by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

fish filet

The opposite of a sausage fest.

This sorority party is a fish filet.

by stickitinmyfish August 31, 2012

Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

Pido-Filet

A bad piece of steak cut against the grain, into little pieces.

Usually Smothered in gravy.

The kids and I are having Pido-Filet for dinner

by John-Hicory Doe August 9, 2018

Filet menon

When a female masturbates with a sharp end of a steak knife

That bitch filet menoned her pussy with a steak knife.

by BadAshMF November 13, 2020