fidget spinner 

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

fidget spinner by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

Fidget Spinner by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

fidget spinner 

satanic toy sent down by lord shrek

he dude is that your fidget spinner

fidget spinner by lord shrek September 17, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

Fidget Spinner by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

Fidget Spinner by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

Fidget Spinner by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

fidget spinner 

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

fidget spinner by Imwy June 19, 2017