fiddle fart 

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

fiddle fart by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fiddle Diddle 

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

Fiddle Diddle by nick shredder June 17, 2011

fiddle 

Someone who is easily tricked or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "playing someone like a fiddle"

That guy is such a fiddle, next thing you know everyone will be taking advantage of him.

fiddle by lightning_troubadour July 4, 2014

second fiddle 

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

second fiddle by Light Joker August 16, 2005

Finger Fiddle 

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

Finger Fiddle by -Kley- February 21, 2009

Jimmy Fiddle 

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye

I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...

Jimmy Fiddle by rzhhhh May 6, 2011

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

Oh fiddle by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008