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Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"
Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017
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granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma
"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"
by Lombard South May 17, 2016
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jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019
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9 fingers up

holding up 9 fingers in a photo means you enjoy and are comforted by the presence of partially naked men.
Wow, Finlay has 9 fingers up, he must be in the vicinity of big buff partially naked men, and he's enjoying it.
by FWmonke July 3, 2022
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4 fingers up

You are loyal and deep in love w one person
I hold 4 fingers up because i loyal to my girl.
by Ingesss August 4, 2022
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CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.
That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.
by chudpuppet May 13, 2009
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