Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
by Festerius October 2, 2003
Get the Festerius mug.1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).
2.) Cutting your hair with fire.
2.) Cutting your hair with fire.
First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.
Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.
Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.
Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.
Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!
by RUNJRE May 21, 2020
Get the Feathering It mug.Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
Get the Forstering About mug.Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.
2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
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Get the fustering mug."I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020
Get the Fostering mug.The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
by chicky noodles May 24, 2014
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