fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

by ram October 2, 2007

Faulkenberry

noun

Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.

verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.

Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.

Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!

by Fuckingberry November 12, 2010

fauxlebrity

A faux (fake) celebrity. A person who is famous for no valid reason.

LC from The Hills is such a fauxlebrity! Why do we care who she is fighthing with or why?

Why is Paris Hilton so famous?! She is such a fauxlebrity!

by Funny Fish September 26, 2007

Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

by I got you back June 29, 2009

fauxfended

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

by JuniorBater November 5, 2010

Fauxrebral

Adjective for people who think speak authoritatively on everything, but really know nothing.

"Corban got drunk last night and I finally had to leave. I couldn't stand his fauxrebral banter anymore."

by eoporto April 10, 2008