Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

gotta move faster

A phrase used in the In The Groove (ITG) dance game community to express the idea that no matter how fast they have rate modded a song, they need to move faster in order to be good.

Mad Matt: "I just passed One More Lovely on 1.1x rate."

Someone else: "Gotta move faster!"

by zakatakx December 2, 2009

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.

I quit eating die faster food.

by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011

pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters

by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022

hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.

Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!

by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017