Mini-fisted

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.

Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.

by j-prince March 11, 2011

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Frasted

(Alternatively, "Get frasted" or "Getting frasted)

The act of indulging in a frappe or frappachino coffee treat.

Often, good times follow after getting frasted.

We were sooooooooo frasted.

by OG 4 July 6, 2010

fastfed

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

by John Feldman October 27, 2004

Get Fisted Son

The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz

Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son

by BigpapaTaz March 12, 2014

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017