Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”

by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Fartnership

A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.

"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."

"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."

See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).

by ICBLs April 22, 2010

farmersonly.com

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)

"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"

by I am avacado October 29, 2018

farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.

Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.

by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

Forters

A collective noun used to describe a game others may know as Fortnite. It is however so much cooler to say.

You down for a 3 hour forters sesh at FBI tomorrow?

by HypersMyth May 18, 2018