Fartening

The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."

Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"

John: "have you fartened your PC"

Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"

by I_loveFallGuys2 September 4, 2023

Farrelling

The act of being a stupid idiot munching on Mcdonalds and Subway everyday even though there are more important things to do (Job, friends, family)

Person 1: Dude is Eric farrelling again?
Person 2: Ya he just bought another double big mac meal from Mcdonalds and is going to play assasins creed brotherhood all day on his ps3

Person 1: Wow ever since he started Farrelling 2 years ago hes gained like 200 pounds!

Person 2: Ya im never gonna start farrelling.

by ihatestupidteachers June 4, 2011

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3

-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!

by trisha wii January 21, 2012

fuckeling

To be fucking around with something whilst being an annoying shit head.

Example 1: Walter is fuckeling around with my cell phone again, changing the passcode so I cannot access my phone anymore.

Example 2: Walter stop fuckeling with that pen, that sound is annoying!

by Ol' Hawkeye March 20, 2013

Furteling

The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear

I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time

by Superchefender October 11, 2018