Acronym/Adjective
The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.
An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.
Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.
And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!
The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.
An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.
Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.
And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!
Fudds love Faffs!
by jayrango.us April 27, 2024

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.
by Numpumpum March 24, 2020

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022

by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.
by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018
