A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.
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"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
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NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
by Holamigos October 25, 2009
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"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"
*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."
"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"
*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."
by Lucei frog December 19, 2011
Get the diggity faff mug.Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.
Comparable to dilly-dallying.
Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.
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- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
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- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
by eydryan September 20, 2011
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