facetious

A word that Sinead made up

Sinead: Hey, stop being so facetious.

Me: That's not a real word and you know it

by superduckisalive April 14, 2008

Faptious Day

The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.

Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.

by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011

facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.

"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)

by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012

facious

Meaning that there are a lot of faces. A large audience.

He was nervous because the room was quite facious. He did not feel comfortable in front of that many people.

by Ar Amytas April 21, 2011

facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.

"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea

by facetiousman November 22, 2011

Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going

The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"

by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009

Factioust

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.

Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!

by Madfat November 5, 2017