facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

Facefit4radio

A facefit4radio is someone who, as you might guess, has a face that is better left unseen, and should pursue careers that are not based on appearance, such as a radio host.

Me: Mom I want to be a television Star

Mom: Oh honey, that's not a good idea. You have a facefit4radio

by Facefit4radio March 13, 2013

facebitch

Someone who's a bitch to you on facebook but then licks your arse in real life.

facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''

real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''

(facebitch)

by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009

Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Facebitch

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)

"Dude, Ruth was being a total Facebitch today"

by Jables21 March 8, 2010