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Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."
Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
by Count Zurich April 4, 2009
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Facepooping

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.
Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.
by jmreal October 22, 2011
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shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".
by dirty microphone February 12, 2010
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drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
by allegrad July 1, 2009
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Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook
Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle
by T-Godd March 3, 2007
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facebookintervention

Intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.By using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality
I love Patti so much I had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs Gus and Rufus.
by ceabel July 7, 2012
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