expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.

Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.

by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011

Expresso

It is when girls meet together to discuss their feelings with friends over a cup of coffee, talk about problems, boyfriends and issues with themselves

(girl) I am going to have an expresso with my gal pals

(boy) My girlfriend is having an expresso with her friends
(other boy) You mean espresso?

by MsSpellingbee November 7, 2020

Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day

My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso

by MeepBeep#2 October 25, 2023

Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee

I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...

by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.

Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023

Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022