Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.

Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

evil doers

grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors

"we will rid the world of the evil doers"

rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers

anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Evil Baby Orphanage

The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.

Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!

by epic nerdfighter June 18, 2011

Lawful Evil

Lawful evil is a tendency in RPG alignments that denotes a lawful behavior (ethics) in the chaotic-lawful axis and evil morality in the good-evil axis.

A lawful evil dictator that rules with an iron fist and oppresses its people is an example of lawful evil creature.

by ChaoticNeutral2 August 12, 2011

Stay Evil

Something I simply must tell you all.

Hey world, stay evil.

by I'm just a freak October 7, 2012

evil twin

everyone has an evil twin it’s the one person that can hype you up to do crazy shit. You guys have toilet papered an ex’s house and you would do it again. Evil twins are a deadly combo but also the most fun. Find your evil twin.

Omg there’s KK she’s my evil twin 😈

by Maddawggggg7 May 8, 2022

Very Evil VIDEO Organization

The word is an anagram for vevo, which has been created and spread around youtube.

Means 'vevo' which is a music video website, and has a channel on Youtube offering countless numbers of music videos from all genres.

People have classed it has 'Very evil' as they censor swear words and some words which shouldn't be censored, IE 'gun', 'kill', 'dead'. Also they all have loads of advertising on all videos which they get all the money from the advertisements, so they are selfish greedy unhearted bastards.

Also the videos they upload are relatively large files - so they take a while to stream. So there is alot of hate there for people with bad internet connection, making people class them as 'VERY EVIL'.

Hey vevo, you are a "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"
I hate this "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"
Who even likes this "Very Evil VIDEO Organization"

by Jakefunny5 January 2, 2012