ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.

Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.

by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Environazi

Not to be confused with Enviromarxist, although one can be both an Enviromarxist and an Environazi.

Environazis believe that animals are the master race, and that mankind are inferior, cruel and violent creatures who have plagued the earth and seek to disrupt the perceived "natural order", in which animals reign supreme.

PETA is a prime example of an Environazi organization. While they claim to merely be for the "ethical" treatment of animals, in actuality this is just a cover up to hide their true intentions. They seek to impose Environazism on the world, which primarily consists of their final solution, in which the human race will be wiped out, and their loyal members are reincarnated as animals.

by Destroyer25 January 11, 2012

Environmentard

Another name for an Environmentalist such as members of the Australian Greens party AKA Greentards

I cannot clear my land Now the fires have gotten worse and more animals and environmental plants were killed, and now i have no house thanks to the fucken greeny environmentards or Ecotards

by Hdxfh January 5, 2020

Results Oriented Work Environment

A work environment where team members are measured by their results, output, and performance. They are not measured by their hours put in or presence in the office. The workers are given autonomy over their assigned projects, and allowed the freedom of deciding when and how meet their assigned goals.

I want to work for a results oriented work environment. They offer an incentive for being efficient and the autonomy to complete your work how you want.

by Mike Aalfs March 23, 2022

Acceptation Environmentalist

A person working in an Acceptance Environment in a Dutch government organization. Because of bad knowledge of the English acceptance environment is often mispronounced/misspelled as acceptation environment. And because of the many environmentalist groups in the Netherlands the term environmentalist is also abused as someone working in certain environments.

Harry is an Acceptation Environmentalist, he is doing Q&A testing.

by dajomas April 1, 2007

environmysticism

noun, also "environmystic," "environmystical" (adj.).

1. A body of propositions claiming that nature has enforceable rights independent of human wants and needs.

2. The view that the natural world is valuable for its own sake.

3. The view that one can make definitive, specific, and actionable claims about the costs and benefits of environmental changes independent of the price system.

The essay was an exercise in environmysticism: the author claimed that no matter the costs, recycling is always right.

by An Economist April 26, 2009