Emojisexual

It is someone who is sexually attracted towards emojis and oddly passionate about it

Mom, I'm an Emojisexual, and I love masturbating while thinking of those sexy, round and yellow emojis

by D'Mise November 7, 2019

emosexual

to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!

like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!

by mama lover April 13, 2005

emosexual

One who is neither bi nor Gay but pretends to be in order to draw attention to ones self.

Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?

normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool

by Tory A. February 1, 2008

emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!

by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

emisexual

Whether straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual. You love anybody named (or name starts with) "Emi"

Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"

by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021