Eitan

One of the best friends you will ever have. He is extremely smart and might not talk very much at first if you don't know him, but once you get to know him, he has got a great sense of humor. A loyal and truthful friend. One of those friends who you will remain friends with for a long time and you can't stop being friends because you know was too many embarrassing things about each other. Just a good guy to have as you friend.

Teenager: Hey Mom I'm going to go visit Eitan.

Mom: Okay honey, tell his family I say hi.

Mom's internal thoughts: Oh goodness, I hope she ends up with that boy, he's so fine and loyal. What a true friend he's been.

by All The Username Are Taken December 30, 2012

Ethan Bradberry

A person of low intelligence, usually screams their name to the camera. Also an insult, used instead of idiot.

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY.

Josh was being such a bradberry last night.

by IMETHANBRADBERRY July 23, 2016

ethan feldkamp

Ethan Feldkamp is a 120 pound string bean that is rejected by woman at all cost.

Come on man don’t be an Ethan Feldkamp get into the weight room.

by _Tim.P_ August 15, 2020

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

ethan barry

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large dicks they are also huge douchebag
s. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.

Ethan barry smells so good today

by oppositegirl April 4, 2015

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

ethan landry

THE HOTTEST GHOSTFACE ALIVE, LITERALLY CREAMED MY PANTS AT THE MOVIE THEATER WHEN I SAW HIM

person one: “have you seen scream 6?”
person two: “YES OMG ETHAN LANDRY IS SO FINE”
person three: “I AGREE”

by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023