Eisenhower High School

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.

Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School

by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019

Eugena

A female, usually unattractive in appearance. They can be seen listening to BTS and wear all black. They are typically distant with society and Anti-Social. Just like a Eugene this species is not to be messed with as they will shoot up the school if triggered enough.

Eugena is not a joke! Run Chad!

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

by Stoffer August 27, 2005

Edgenuity

The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.

"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"

"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."

by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun

Eisenhower Middle School is gay

by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018

Evgenija

The prettiest girl you have ever seen. Usually from the balkans. BOUJEE AF. Hardworking to get what she wants and she’s a badass. All the men want her. Good personality which makes everyone want to be friends with her. The coolest chick I ever met!

Yo look at that Evgenija... truly something amazing

by Byran_t March 2, 2020

Eugene Bear

Most bad-assed bear in existence.

Eugene Bear just mauled his ass.

by John "WTF" Mittle November 2, 2012