etard

one who is strung out on extacy, not nessasarily a raver or what have you

no way dude... hes an etard

by snophish August 12, 2003

etard

One who is technically incompetent

Aol users are fucking etards

by skrilla February 15, 2003

etard

A person who's extensive use of the drug extacy makes them hear music 24/7 and makes there arms and legs move and twitch like they are in a retarded state .

You etard ! stop moving or the enemy will see you !

by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003

Etard

1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.

2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.

Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"

by Sean McCoy November 17, 2004

Eptardic

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010

Entarded

The act of entering information in a retarded manner.

Order entry is always keying orders entarded.

by Chaosoftime10 June 16, 2016

etarded

The way someone feels when high on MDMA(extacy), completely fascinated by color, light, texture, touch, and other sensations.

That guy is so etarded, he won't stop petting his own pants.

by alania January 3, 2006