Etard

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Etard

Basically the same thing as retard but with a e! Used within a body of groups to disguise retard by dropping the r and saying it with the rest to keep it on the low.

The school didn’t want people to say retard so students started etard as a substitute to be more lowkey.

by Tardwrangler_5000 July 13, 2018

Etard

Anyone who rides an ebike, especially if it's an MTB.

Oh look, it's an etard on an ebike.

by MTB88 April 25, 2017

Etard

1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.

2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.

Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"

by Sean McCoy November 17, 2004

Etard

Someone who is addicted to the drug Ecstasy (MDMA)

look at that Etard

by Anonymous January 07, 2003

Etard

A person who acts stupidly on the internet (sometimes refers that as the 'intarweb'). Uses OMG, WTF, BBQ and maybe LOL over and over and acts stupidly over the internet. They think they know a lot about computers but they're just faking it in the long run because they're trying to be cool.

"Dude my hard drive doesn't work..."
"Huh, why?"
"I put software on it and now it's a soft drive..."
"You fucking etard."

by DJ Striker November 23, 2004

Etard

Anyone named Ethan that invests in a company called Zion Oil & Gas

Dude that guy is bonkers for investing in Zion Oil & Gas. Nah bro, he's just an Etard!

by WonderValley September 02, 2018