easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

lasterday

Any previous day within the last four to five days, usually said by small children who don't yet have a clear concept of time. Originally coined in early 2019 by a three-year-old girl.

We went to the park lasterday.

by evilsammy March 2, 2020

yeasterday

Da previous day when ya did baking and/or brewing.

During Prohibition, many bootleggers would discreetly refer to da previous day of moonshinin' as "yeasterday" when da "revenooers" were within earshot.

by QuacksO June 3, 2020

Lasterday

A previous day; any day that is before your current day.

Girl: Oh yea, I went to the movies lasterday. Wanna come next time?

by Thatonedramaticperson March 7, 2021

Lasterday

The day before the present day would be called the yester, sense it was the last day it makes more sense to say lasterday

“Yeah I got McDonald’s lasterday“
You were so mad lasterday, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021

Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram

"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"

by TerryTino May 13, 2022